treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
*thinks about responsibilities*